E THEME BY EXCOLO
My name is Carlos. I became somewhat of a celebrity after moving to Night Vale, more or less against my will. I am a scientist. The object of Cecil G Palmer's adoration. The one who adores Cecil G Palmer. I am happy to answer your questions about anything your mind-- which is probably human, and therefore brilliant and fascinating-- can come up with.
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2014

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Anonymous said: "Carlos! Why are you so hard to find?" - nightvalecoroner

nightvalecoroner:

el-cientifico:

I promise I’m not hiding. I’m right here. Hi.

"Whoever kept answering the phone at your lab just says you’re never there."

Because I’m busy with science and don’t have time for phone calls.

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Anonymous said: "Carlos! Why are you so hard to find?" - nightvalecoroner

I promise I’m not hiding. I’m right here. Hi.

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26th
January
2014

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ectobruisebosom said: Hey Carlos hey hey Carlos Carlos look at your window I put a butterfly on it :)

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

el-cientifico:

I saw. Thank you. :D it’s pretty. I’m going to name it Mendeleev.

It’s been great. Lots of science. I watched Star Trek. Taught Cecil how to Vulcan kiss.

Star Trek? Didn’t know you were a Trekkie!

【・_・?】What’s a Vulcan kiss?

I love Star Trek! Basically one person holds up their index and middle finger together, other fingers curled in, and the other strokes their fingers with their own middle and index fingers.

I’ll have to find Star Trek stickers then! ヽ( ^^)人(^^ )ノ

That feels funny, haha I tried it on my own hand. But it’s cute! (´・` )♡

Cecil enjoys it. Hah.

Boss enjoys a lot of things u v u

Also we have a multitude of cats in the station right now holy shit.

Can I have some?

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ectobruisebosom said: Hey Carlos hey hey Carlos Carlos look at your window I put a butterfly on it :)

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

el-cientifico:

I saw. Thank you. :D it’s pretty. I’m going to name it Mendeleev.

It’s been great. Lots of science. I watched Star Trek. Taught Cecil how to Vulcan kiss.

Star Trek? Didn’t know you were a Trekkie!

【・_・?】What’s a Vulcan kiss?

I love Star Trek! Basically one person holds up their index and middle finger together, other fingers curled in, and the other strokes their fingers with their own middle and index fingers.

I’ll have to find Star Trek stickers then! ヽ( ^^)人(^^ )ノ

That feels funny, haha I tried it on my own hand. But it’s cute! (´・` )♡

Cecil enjoys it. Hah.

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January
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ectobruisebosom said: Hey Carlos hey hey Carlos Carlos look at your window I put a butterfly on it :)

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

I saw. Thank you. :D it’s pretty. I’m going to name it Mendeleev.

Ooh, I’ll have to send some stickers by if you like it so much after work since you like it so much (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

I love stickers. Thanks. :D

You’re welcome, Carlos! (´ヮ`)

How has your day been? No troubles?

It’s been great. Lots of science. I watched Star Trek. Taught Cecil how to Vulcan kiss.

Star Trek? Didn’t know you were a Trekkie!

【・_・?】What’s a Vulcan kiss?

I love Star Trek! Basically one person holds up their index and middle finger together, other fingers curled in, and the other strokes their fingers with their own middle and index fingers.

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26th
January
2014

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ectobruisebosom said: Hey Carlos hey hey Carlos Carlos look at your window I put a butterfly on it :)

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

I saw. Thank you. :D it’s pretty. I’m going to name it Mendeleev.

Ooh, I’ll have to send some stickers by if you like it so much after work since you like it so much (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

I love stickers. Thanks. :D

You’re welcome, Carlos! (´ヮ`)

How has your day been? No troubles?

It’s been great. Lots of science. I watched Star Trek. Taught Cecil how to Vulcan kiss.

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26th
January
2014

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ectobruisebosom said: Hey Carlos hey hey Carlos Carlos look at your window I put a butterfly on it :)

ectobruisebosom:

el-cientifico:

I saw. Thank you. :D it’s pretty. I’m going to name it Mendeleev.

Ooh, I’ll have to send some stickers by if you like it so much after work since you like it so much (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

I love stickers. Thanks. :D

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ectobruisebosom said: Hey Carlos hey hey Carlos Carlos look at your window I put a butterfly on it :)

I saw. Thank you. :D it’s pretty. I’m going to name it Mendeleev.

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26th
January
2014

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el-cientifico said: I was going to be cute and say I'd fuck you in the lab but I wouldn't because that's so, so unsanitary.

lipstick-and-labcoats:

el-cientifico:

lipstick-and-labcoats:

"Labs are actually quite clean and it’s a big turn on for me so…"

No, I was being facetious. It’s unsanitary in that your sweat could taint a lot of things. Also, I’m more or less asexual. Sorry for getting your hopes up. Maybe we can just hold hands in the lab.

This is true. Sweat is a contaiminant. I’m fine with holding hands :3

We can hold hands and talk about black holes. :D

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Three from fifty. Where are my followers. I want followers. !

I’ll even do a little dance for all of you.